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« on: October 28, 2009, 10:04:29 PM »
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes  and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks  him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was  having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a  pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I  noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and  lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck  right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." 

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail  and yelled to my wife,

"Hey, this looks like yours!"
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 10:05:45 PM »
LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 10:46:05 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 06:11:20 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 07:35:46 AM »
 Cheesy Hilarious!
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 10:33:56 AM »
LMFAO!!!!


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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 11:15:57 PM »
Whoever said Golf isn't dangerous just doesn't understand...

Either that or they haven't played with me. My current record is slicing two fairways over as well as nearly hitting the greensmaster while he was driving by on his cart.

I'm hoping that one day I'll either break down and just straight up hit somebody and realize that I indeed need to give up...or straighten up and actually hit the ball properly.

Anybody taking bets on which one will happen first. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 10:49:24 AM »
LMFAO!! That is a classic!!
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