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> *Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
> double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
> completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. *
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> *Hellloooo,............just because_ I'm blonde_ doesn't mean that I am
> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
> guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
> themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. *
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> *There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
> hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.*
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CroCopitateya
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TANGO SUCKA!
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 08:34:09 PM » |
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LOL!!! Excuse me, I gotta go pee!!
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''The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips then walk out the door and deny him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.''
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 02:43:26 PM » |
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Oh my gawwd.
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I was raised by a cup of coffee.
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 03:44:32 PM » |
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He never called back. Sounds like she got a great deal.
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AverageJohn
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 05:14:33 PM » |
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heh..that's funny right there.
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CroCopitateya
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TANGO SUCKA!
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 06:22:39 PM » |
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heh..that's funny right there.
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''The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips then walk out the door and deny him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.''
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
It is better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.
"Right leg, hospital. Left leg, cemetery."- Cro Cop
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 10:40:54 PM » |
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heh..that's funny right there.
Larry the Cable Guy is that you? Nah his avatar would have camo in it and be patriotic, it only has one of the qualifying factors... |
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM » |
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Now that's funny right there.
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