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« on: November 04, 2009, 08:33:13 PM »
> *Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
> double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
> completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. *
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> *Hellloooo,............just because_ I'm blonde_ doesn't mean that I am
> automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
> guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
> themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. *
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> *There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
> hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.*
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 08:34:09 PM »
LOL!!! Excuse me, I gotta go pee!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »
Oh my gawwd.
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 03:44:32 PM »
He never called back. Sounds like she got a great deal.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 05:14:33 PM »
heh..that's funny right there.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 06:22:39 PM »
Quote from: AverageJohn on November 05, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
heh..that's funny right there.
Larry the Cable Guy is that you? Wink devilsidesmile
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 10:40:54 PM »
Quote from: radair08 on November 05, 2009, 06:22:39 PM
Quote from: AverageJohn on November 05, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
heh..that's funny right there.
Larry the Cable Guy is that you? Wink devilsidesmile

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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM »
Now that's funny right there.
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