The older you are and the longer you have been married,
the funnier this is.
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table
one lazy Sunday morning and I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want
you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would
you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that
you would eventually remarry and I don't want some ******* using my
She looked at
me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another
Do not speak of what you have done, or what you are going to do.
Do it and let it speak for itself.