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Old 07-28-2011, 11:10 PM   #1
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A bit of a roast if you will..... :devilsidesmile: Im doing this because I'm bored :angel: I hope no one takes offense to any of it I'm just playin. Please feel free to add to the list and/or your own description!

Things a lurker may have (or have not) learned about some forum members.

Silicone Wolverine- He is neither silicone or a wolverine. He is a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. He was created nearly 60 years ago by an Austrian engineer as part of a secret project to create the perfect soldier. He has completed hundreds of missions through out the globe. However, in 1999 after a hitman made an attempt to kill his creator. The engineer pulled the plug on his project. He wiped most of the hard drive clean except for knowledge of all weapons, reloading, french cooking and of course an undying love for his maker, Gaston Glock.

Primal Seal- He killed a bear once, with his bare hands. Then he ate it, raw. He looks a lot like that actor, Berry Pepper.

La Bombadera- By day he works 9-5 in a cubicle and even coaches t ball. By night he puts together youtube videos in an effort to make himself famous. He also works on his manifesto, currently over 1200 pages. It details his plans for a greater country that he wishes to run someday. These plans include making students take elicit drugs as part of a maturation process in order to graduate high school. He also plans to destroy the current Mt Rushmore and replace it with a bust of Sid Vicious. There are also reports of as many as 12 illegitimate children.

Godlessdustin- He spends his time Listening to music and reading Bomber's Blogs and painting his finger and toe nails black. He currently has 7354 posts. 98% of which are one sentence with less than 5 words and in the "What are you listening to right now?" thread.

CroCopitateya- I don't want to say anything. Judging by all of the MMA stuff, he could probably kick my ass.

PlainOldJeff- His name isn't even Jeff. Its Fish. The screen name is an effort to make it seem like he has a regular name. He has all seasons of The Family Guy on DVD, VHS, Laser Disc. and DVR. He has a Quagmire tattoo on an undisclosed part of his body. After relations with his wife he always says, "Giggity Giggity."

Thought i would start with staff. More to come!

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you need to go buy another gun, your loosen touch. :cantlook:
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:14 PM   #3
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hehehehe

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12 illegitamate children. nice.

I do plan to be famous one day. and I will remember this indescretion on your part. you will suffer

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hey now I have all the seasons of family guy...and robot chicken..and simpsons..and american dad..wow now im scaring myself! (its the wifes fault blame her!)

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you need to go buy another gun, your loosen touch. :cantlook:
True on both counts.... :embarrassed2:
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12 illegitamate children. nice.
Those are only the ones that have been reported. Who knows how many are south of the border when you went for luchador training.



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I expect nothing less.... :'(
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awesome.... where's the eating popcorn smilie when you need it.

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47_MasoN_47- He lives with his parents who are part of the FBI's witness protection program. They were double agent russian spies and are now trying to live a normal life. Mason is preparing with as many NFA weapons as he can in case the USSR rises again and they come for him and his parents. He also enjoys wearing sweat pants and doing youtube videos.

Wade- .......is Wade. He has a .22 round for an avatar. Nothing exciting to see here, lets move on.

SuperVirgil- He has built an AR for less than $200. This man knows how to find the deals. That's why he is Super and not just Virgil.

Juan-a-be-the-luchador- Simply a marketing gimmick created just to pimp http://www.gunsforeveryone.com/ He isn't real at all. A real luchador wouldn't whine about the mask being "too hot". Did I mention he is always telling people to check out http://www.gunsforeveryone.com/. "like" them on FB, there is an ammo give away. :angel:

Tellmenotherone- I dunno but it took me like 5 minutes to figure your name out.

The Jackal- I cant believe he has kept the same name this long! Either the move to AL has shaken the cops or the statute of limitations must be up.

MikeAZ- Dudes got to be a lawyer. Way to smart for me, I know who I am PMing next time i get arrested in AZ!

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OUT-****ING-STANDING!!!! I'm dying over here!

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