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Old 06-29-2011, 06:13 AM   #1
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OK, my psycho roommate just came up and asked me (at 2 in the morning) if we could go shooting because his C9 was jamming with hollow-points and he wanted me to look at it. :brow:

I declined, but i said i would look at it.

He handed me the C9, and the box of ammo he was trying to shoot.

I immediately handed the C9 back and said, "i know your problem"

He stares at me with an open mouth "that was fast! how did you figure it out?"

I replied "Because you handed me a box of 9mm Makarov FMJ, the gun is fine." :cantlook:

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Old 06-29-2011, 06:55 AM   #2
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Here's you sign...

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Service like that ought to be worth a box of ammo of your choice.

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I'm sorry but, how much of a tard do you have to be to mistake 9x18 round nose FMJ's for 9mm hollow points?

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you should have kept the firearm for his protection :cantlook:

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you should have kept the firearm for his protection :cantlook:
i second that......although its better then him trying to cram a .40 s&w in it and trying to fire......seen that before :cantlook:
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2 in the morning. unless its an emergency, the first thing to do is give a breath-alizer/drug test. if either test fails, confiscate the weapon. i personally dont tolerate people handling weapons without a clear mind. goes for reloading too. >

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2 in the morning. unless its an emergency, the first thing to do is give a breath-alizer/drug test. if either test fails, confiscate the weapon. i personally dont tolerate people handling weapons without a clear mind. goes for reloading too. >
Ok, he was quite sober, he's just that dumb. that is worse IMO.
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Stuff like that sounds like a eviction notice to me :cantlook:

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Ok, he was quite sober, he's just that dumb. that is worse IMO.
your right Tact, at least being drunk,he could get sober later. cant fix dumb
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