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Men’s restroom assault

I unsuspectingly walked in just hoping to take a piss and leave. All was quiet and I thought I was alone. There was no warning... not even a polite toe tap or cough. From the silence and peace came forth the most ungodly noise I had ever heard. I swear the bathroom was shaking as you ripped the loudest nastiest fart I had ever heard... The acoustics and echo of a large empty bathroom only amplified the roar. This went on for a good 10 seconds followed by what could only be described as the sound of ten chainsaws being run underwater... Silence again. It was then that I made a diving leap for the door and made my escape from the beast with ten asses. If anyone else has had a similar experience PLEASE contact your local police department.