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Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by .45acp, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. .45acp

    .45acp Well-Known Member

    Wedding Anniversary Gift

    Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
    the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds... AND IT
    BETTER BE THERE!"

    The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife
    woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small gift-box for
    her wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
    robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Larry has been
    missing since Friday.
     

  2. billybybose

    billybybose Guest

    nyuck,nyuck,nyuck.lmao, :lol: