Holy Land

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Uraijit, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?' The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
     
  2. eqfan592

    eqfan592 Well-Known Member

    Ok, you're on a roll here Uraijit, that was too darn funny :lol: :lol:
     

  3. SHOOTER Z

    SHOOTER Z Well-Known Member

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  4. ROFLOL that was a good one :D
     
  5. PrimalSeal

    PrimalSeal Well-Known Member

    When have I ever been to the Holy Lands?


    LMAO!
     
  6. billybybose

    billybybose Guest

    nyuck,nyuck,nyuck! :lol:
     
  7. Fenix

    Fenix Guest

    :lol: too good...
     
  8. elguapo

    elguapo Guest

    Gar....that was a good one!