"'Twas the Week Before Christmas - Part Deux"
[Did it again, didn't cha, boy?"]
Once again the Christmas Season has arrived. Once again you're totally unprepared. I told ya last year - DON'T DO THIS!!! But do ya listen to the Dawg? Huh? DO YA!!!??? Of course not. If'n ya was smart...
T'waz the Week before Christmas
[The week before? I haven't bought ANYTHING yet!]
And you still haven't bought anything for the gun lover in your house. After all, you love them but you're just not "into" guns. Scopes and reloaders are expensive and...well, you're just stuck. OK...