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You forget the most potent and devastating of all improvised CQB weapons: a steaming cup of coffee.

Yes, that's right, keep screaming in my face and gesticulating aggressively while I surreptitiously thumb the cap loose on my McCoffee. I hope you like skin graphs.

 

[browwiw]

When the revolting scum start rioting like chimps and burning cars in the streets of America, it will quickly come to a stop because of Viking-sired ******** with Remington 870 pump action shotguns.

There's a lot of awful connotations that can be read into that sentence.