90-year-old paitent

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Uraijit, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
     

  2. Someone else got her pregnant.
     
  3. That's even funnier than the joke....
     
  4. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    HAHA! Primal's right!
     
  5. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    ...I'll explain when you're older.
     
  6. elguapo

    elguapo Guest

    oh man....lol...
     
  7. :shock: :D :D :D :D

    that just put me into a coughing fit :D :D :D
     
  8. Damn. I REALLY must be missing something here. :S
     
  9. Dont feel too bad dave, sometimes I miss jokes and people make fun of me too. We all cant be the life of the party ;)
     
  10. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    No, not really, we're just being A**holes... :wink:
     
  11. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    hahahahhahaa. That was funny.

    and Dave.....The Dr. basically told the man that someone else got the girl pregnant.


    *sorry guys, I couldn't see him suffer anymore!
     
  12. The way I heard it might make more sense.

    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else nailed that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
     
  13. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    Hah, that's much funnier than the way I heard it!
     
  14. What can I say, my mom said if firefighting never worked out I could always be a comedian :)