A joke I overheard at a car swap meet

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by masfonos, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. masfonos

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    Ok, John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are in a boat in the middle of the ocean when a storm hits and the boat capsizes and sinks. Who gets saved?


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    America!!!
     

  2. LOL can we throw Billyboy on the boat for good measure? ;)
     
  3. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    That was a good one, have seen a few funny jokes on here tonight.



    The next 4+ years are going to suck, I do not look forward to the next president.

    If Hilary wins we have 4+ years of the most strict gun laws and socialist BS we have ever seen.

    If Obama wins we have 4+ years of the most strict gun laws we have ever seen, not so much socialist bs.

    If McCain wins we have 4+ more years of war in the Middle East and god only knows where else.


    Oh well, those are my thoughts and opinions, not trying to start a war here don't mind me.
     
  4. we lose :!:
     
  5. neothespian

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    Don't DARE call Hillary a Socialist.... she's so far off base from the Democratic Socialist Party it's not even funny (FDR= American Socialist in the truest sense...not her).

    But that being said.... humorous. I'm just disillusioned with the attempts at elects this year. The two-party system blows, pure and simple.
     
  6. Yeah! We need a one party system like under Stalin :lol:
     
  7. The way I see it, the two major parties select the person that will best further their agenda. Not necessarily what the people want or need.

    That is the basic flaw of our system, its the government keeping control for themselves no matter who the citizens would like to see in office.

    If I understand it correctly, Hilary and Obama are really fighting for their parties nomination through the approval of the democratic partys leaders, not fighting for the support of the citizens, correct?

    I do not remember who it was, but IIRC there was one president who was put into office after the people had voted for his opponent, but the electoral college put the other guy in, showing that the people do not actually have the power that we think that we do.
     
  8. SHOOTER Z

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    Hillary is NOT a Socalist!........Communist traitor maybe but NEVER a Socialist :wink: :lol:
     
  9. griff30

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    They are all three Liberals.
    We needed Ron Paul.

    Want a third party? Jessie Ventura.
     
  10. Ding ding ding, we have a winner! We need a minimum of three parties. The two we have seem to be on a downward spiral that is bringing them closer and closer to the same thing.
     
  11. The last time a 3rd party took the White House was 1860; the D's and R's are NOT going to let that happen again... :twisted:
     
  12. Man ain't that the truth. Its not what we want, its what the 2 parties allow, when they get done fighting it out among-st each other.

    I have a favorite saying that if Jesus himself came to earth one day and registered in one party, the other party would vote against him LOL
     
  13. Yeah, so much for a government FOR the people, BY the people.