A Positive Attitude!

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    Late Monday morning, the grizzled fighter pilot finally regained consciousness…

    He found himself in agonizing pain in the base hospital’s ICU, with tubes up every fundamental orifice,
    wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

    He remembered he'd been in a - no ****! - serious flying accident Saturday.

    The nurse gave the fighter pilot a serious, deep look straight into the eyes, and
    he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Well, can I feel your tits, then?”

    AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
     

  2. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Screwed the Pooch, bscar? ;)
     
  3. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    in more ways than one