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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife
at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.


"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"


"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's
off to the golf course ....I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and
then
have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around
the
golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.


After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until
late
at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it
starts all over again."


"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"


"Not exactly .... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
 
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