Almost committed a felony....in Canada

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Rachgier, Jun 18, 2015.

  1. Rachgier

    Rachgier Administrator Staff Member

    Day started off pretty good. Three kids had their moving up ceremony and their last day of school, one had his final exam day, and two more puppies got picked up by their new owner.

    I'm down to two puppies and I get a message from a guy in Kingston Ontario interested in one of my pups and he's willing to pay $350 because it's a 3 hour trip to meet him in Watertown, NY. (Red Flag #1)

    I think he's probably some whack nut who is going to demand papers, bloodline, etc. No, turns out he really wants a dog and says he can't find them anywhere in the province of Ontario, so he's been looking in NY. (Red Flag #2)

    We get to talking and he is sending me pictures of his house, yard, kids, wife, the works. Says he wants to meet Saturday afternoon, but I'm going to be up in Syracuse tomorrow around lunch time to pick up my sister and nephew so if he can't meet me then, he'll have to wait until next Thursday when I'm up there again to pick up my neice, or Sunday the 28th when I'm up there yet again to drop them all off. He got SUPER excited and agreed to meeting around lunch time tomorrow and even offered to take me to lunch. Weird, but whatever, he's excited.

    Something just doesn't feel right while I'm cooking dinner for the boys so I call my buddy Kevin up in Toronto and ask him about pit bulls in Ontario while I'm digging around on the old interwebz.

    Holy farking illegal as hell not just in Kingston but the entire Province of Ontario. I hang up with Kevin and call the RCMP office in Kingston for clarification. Not only do they take the dog and destroy it, the owner gets hit with up to a $10,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail. On top of THAT, as the seller/trafficker of an illegally imported animal I can face up to 6 months in jail, a $10,000 fine, and face a possible lifetime ban from entering the country.

    Yeah, no dog for you.....
     
  2. Rerun

    Rerun Supporting Member

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    Smart move, big guy!

    eldar
     

  3. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Ditto!..... Nice save!
     
  4. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    Is it a 30 round assault clip thingy pit bull?
     
  5. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    With the rate of exchange that's $50 & a weekend picking up trash.
     
  6. Rachgier

    Rachgier Administrator Staff Member

    Not the way our dollar is headed...
     
  7. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Damnit...... I almost had him....
     
  8. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    Don't worry Rach we would of busted ya out. Stinking Canadians. :rofl:
     
  9. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    Only if we can stop for Molson's on the way and have our picture taken at Niagara Falls. :)
     
  10. cicpup

    cicpup Resident PITA Supporting Member

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    We gotta take the tour under the falls while we're there. It's to die for.
     
  11. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    We should also take in a hockey game, Rach isn't going anywhere so we have time before we break him out. :)
     
  12. Fracman

    Fracman Member

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    Hockey season is over
    There is better beer then molson
    Our dollar is worth 1.30 Canadian
    They do have good maple syrup
     
  13. Rerun

    Rerun Supporting Member

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    The Texas A&M Aggies once had an Ice Hockey Team...

    They all drowned during Spring Training... :(

    eldar
     
  14. Fracman

    Fracman Member

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    Don't for they have good bacon in Canada
     
  15. Rerun

    Rerun Supporting Member

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    Do which...?

    o_O

    eldar
     
  16. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    It would take a whole 11 minutes to conquer;) the meatheads and it could be the 51 state.
     
  17. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    Do they still let ya ride the barrels over the falls? :cool:

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  18. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


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  19. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    58 states...... Don't forget Obama already said we have 57........
     
  20. FlashBang

    FlashBang I Stand With Talon Lifetime Supporter

    He was confused between States and sauce and thought he was talking about what he likes on his dog. ;)