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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wizard, Sep 30, 2015.
Well I will answer most questions
Does mole cause a stirring in your loins?
Can elephants jump?
Does a duck's quack echo? Why or why not?
Here's a good one, not all questions, but close enough...
Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time Limit: Four hours.
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day,
concentrating especially but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and
Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.
Predict the position of the tectonic plates as they will appear two
billion years from now. Be prepared to prove your results.
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of
Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been
inspected. You have fifteen minutes.
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier with special attention
to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them.
You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
Give an objective analysis of the relative significance and quality of
the works of the major artists of the past three millenia. Be specific,
and prove your analysis with detailed examples.
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your seat.
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability,
degree of adjustment and repressed frustrations of each of the following:
o Alexander of Aphrodisias
o Ramses II
o Gregory of Nicea
Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
Write a program that will end world hunger and homelessness. You may use
the computer console next to you, however use of a modem or any other
communications device is prohibited, as is the use of electricity.
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on
your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili.
In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the
impact of the development of mathematics on science.
Create a miniature stellar fusion reaction, and describe in detail the
effects of close-range stellar radiation on human flesh.
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III.
Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
Prove or disprove the existence of God, without the use of religious
texts over a century old. Be specific, and include a discussion
on the possible true meanings and uses for the Tetragrammaton. Also
be prepared show how your proof relates to the national debt and
the watergate scandal.
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the
possible effects of your plan in the following areas:
o the Donatist controversy
o the wave theory of light
Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from
all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of
view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance.
Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
Define the Universe; give three examples.
Lol! That was great, Ajole!
Ajole... those questions are racist and I don't have to do them... CAIR said so!
Want to see my clock????
I have feelings of tenderness in my sirloins
Yes but not high only a few mm's so its not easy to see with
the bare naked eye.
The answer is 42.... (Drops microphone)
Of course even more so in the Grand Canyon
They pope has been around a long time. This religious movement has
had a great impact on Catholics and not so much on non-Catholics.
All the plates will come together once again and Sarah Palin will not
only see Russia, from her home but can walk over to it.
Completed above task while the movie Saw 3 plays in the background.
Life created and approved by both the house of Lords, and Commons..also
spotted was former PM Gordon Brown giving a hand clap.
I told them I was the modern day Crocodile Dundee. It went well.
Vincent Van Gogh was a truely great man. He was a foreign man
and had changed his name to "Van Go" but he was not the best speller.
He said that life imitates art and not the other way around.
Alexander of Aphrodisias he did not like the females...
Ramses II The great founder of Doge Ramses trucks and later shortened
Gregory of Nicea was the first king eunuch of the Amazonias which was
sad for him...
Hammurabi yes how could we forget him. So much to say I can not type it
all out here....
Communism, Socialism and Capitalism all three ways to one ISM..there will
be only one in the end.
All done and with a Commador 64
Bengal tiger was saved and injury was avoided. Swahili man found dead but
I am not sure if it was me or the tiger as it happened so fast.
Dark matter..its the future
It stings a little more than a bee but less than a wasp
Putin called awaiting results now
I don't think the Queen and Moona are really married. I thinks its some kind of hoax that they use to protect the Queen. I can back this thesis up by my feelings that its not true.
He is real
National debt and watergate is the politicians fault
cubism - always wanting money from momma bear (Russia)
the Donatist controversy - Donating in order to make yourself understand
that giving away money is not a good plan.
the wave theory of light - Light travels at the spend of light and money at the speed of a quarter being dropped on the floor.
Its like this cool bar graph and it keeps climbing as the years roll by
but the apes it sort of climbed too but stopped at a certain level.
Working your way up to becoming a General takes a lot of work. Speed loading helps a lot to make you ready for the military and then you can take it from there.
Sun, Moon and the Stars...lets see them all work together as a unit.
Well I can see ajole, wanted me to work for my money tonight
Take that, 'Holey
I am surprised no asked me about my past in Black Water
42. The answer is 42.
Why? Everyone knows when you wade around in that muck you end up smelling bad.
Who is buried in Grants Tomb?
Ajole 1, Wizard 1
Have you always been an attention whore?
Been here 10 days and started 14 self-serving threads. Must be a new "Lookit Me" record.
Brothers and Sisters have I none,
but that man's father is my fathers son.
Who is he?