Yes. Yes you are. But it is OK. You are with people who understand wht you are going through, and admitting you have an addiction is the best thing you can do. The next best thing for you right now is to follow my program to the letter.
There are five steps in my program.
Step 1: Buy ammo and send it down range.
Step 2: Buy more Hi-Points.
Step 3: Laugh at all the Gun Snobs for paying way too much, then out shoot them at the range.
Step 4: Happily spread your addiction to others whenever possible.
Step 5:Repeat steps 1 through 4 endlessly.
I will be sending you my bill very shortly. I accept all forms of payment, and just for people in your situation, I am even willing to accept firearms and ammo as forms of payment.
There are five steps in my program.
Step 1: Buy ammo and send it down range.
Step 2: Buy more Hi-Points.
Step 3: Laugh at all the Gun Snobs for paying way too much, then out shoot them at the range.
Step 4: Happily spread your addiction to others whenever possible.
Step 5:Repeat steps 1 through 4 endlessly.
I will be sending you my bill very shortly. I accept all forms of payment, and just for people in your situation, I am even willing to accept firearms and ammo as forms of payment.
