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Captain Black was the most feared pirate on the seven seas. The navy had been chasing him for years and had finally caught up with him. Captain Black looked through his monocular and saw the navy's ship on the horizon and so he called to his first mate.

Captain Black: "Aaargh! Mr. Meeks, go to me cabin and fetch me red shirt."

Mr. Meeks: "Eye, eye captain but why your red shirt."

Captain Black: "I need me red shirt so that if I get wounded in battle me men won't see me bleed and loose their will to fight..."

Captain Black then looked through his monocular again and saw three more naval ships on the horizon. He called to his first mate again.

Captain Black: "Mr. Meeks, you better bring me brown pants too."
 
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