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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to re-name it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 

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Ghosts sit around the campfire at night and tell Chuck Norris stories.
 

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They say that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried.
 
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Pretty sure there was a thread about this already. Probably archived...

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he round house kicks his beard into submission.
 
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  1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  2. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang"!
  3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  5. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors.
 

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

The theory of evolution is just a lame effort to account for all the species Chuck Norris has exterminated.

Chuck Norris has no neck under his beard. Just another fist.
 
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