Come on guys!

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by eqfan592, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. I see all these people on, but nobodies posting! I need something to keep me entertained while I'm at work :p

    Heck, I'll even take another crazy conspiracy theory. Here's a good one; Jones and the other HPFF staff are part of a secret, evil cabal that is made up of themselves, Joe Lieberman, Kim Jong-il , the entire 1959 Minneapolis Lakers basketball team, and the preserved head of Adolf Hitler, and they are all working together with Hi-Point to smear ATI's good name and cover up a cleary shoddy product in the 995.

    Now prove me wrong! :wink:

    Sorry guys, I hope this doesn't offend, I'm just having a rough time of it and this sort of stuff makes me laugh :)
  2. 5kknives

    5kknives Member

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    Here, maybe this will help!

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

    Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
    is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

    He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
    clean. So is the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it anda kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
    groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

    I love you, darling!
    Love, Jillian"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

    His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating.
    Jack asks, "Son.. what happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell
    over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
    and got that black eye when you ran into the door. "

    Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
    and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

    "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38
    Saying the right thing, at the right time........PRICELESS!



  3. Silicon Wolverine

    Silicon Wolverine Well-Known Member

  4. 5kknives

    5kknives Member

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    Thank You Gentlemen, but just for the record I stole that from a good guy named Sanders on another Forum.

    I do try to never steal anything second rate however.

    And i always try to give credit to the vict ... umm ... author, yeah that's it Author.

  5. awww man, that's an awesome joke :D Thanks!
  6. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    That was a good one. My wife and I both got a kick out of it.
  7. elguapo

    elguapo Guest

    Still a good one! :)
  8. that has to be one of the funniest things Ive seen today