Comic Criminals......

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Nov 22, 2014.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera).

    Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]

    Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

    New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer.. that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

    Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12: 50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

    Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
     
  2. RedRaptor22

    RedRaptor22 Member

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  3. xela

    xela Member

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    lol. I love the darwin awards.
     
  4. EvilE424

    EvilE424 Death to Dishonor Lifetime Supporter

    These ppl keep me employed. Great stories
     
  5. tallbump

    tallbump Supporting Member

    My favorite dumb criminal video

    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEb_lZTZUUg"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEb_lZTZUUg[/ame]
     
  6. EvilE424

    EvilE424 Death to Dishonor Lifetime Supporter

    You have to give the guy credit for trying - He didn't give up and just get pushing through. Gotta admire his dedication to committing the crime and LOVE that he was so stupid. great video Tallbump
     
  7. tallbump

    tallbump Supporting Member

    I have sen that video like a hundred times and still love it. First time I saw it, I must watched it like 10 times in a row

    The end is my favorite part