[moona11]

The wife was kind enough to give me the opportunity to have Covid a second time. Thought WE a mild cold together. How sweet. Like a normal couple does nowadays. Then I remember the headache that would not go away and the tingling nose sneezes. So I said to myself. That b÷=$h gave me rona. Cuase she felt like shit and is constantly exposed at work. So I tested myself and sure as shit. I gots the rona or I'm pregnant. But judging by the way my lungs burn and the dry cough its Rona. So I call her at work and tell her to check herself at work. She turns up negative. Every damn time she turns up negative. I'm being to think she is patient zero and trying to kill me off. So I farted on her pillow. Maybe she gets pinkeye. I'm testing her when she gets home. She might be retarded and doesn't know how to give the test. Even though she is certified at work.

There is no other way I caught elsewhere. I go to work and home basically thats it. And at work we are careful and stay the hell away from each other. Plus no new cases there in over a month.

I need a shot of holy Jameson water.

 

[greg_r]

dang Moona….get better quickly.

 

[moona11]

dang Moona….get better quickly.

Its not bad at all. Granted its only been 3 days since I started getting symptoms but im hoping its the weak version. Just sweating like a pig in bed with the puppy under the covers laying on me and the cat laying on the puppy. I need a bigger bed.

 

[Twisty]

The wife was kind enough to give me the opportunity to have Covid a second time. Thought WE a mild cold together. How sweet. Like a normal couple does nowadays. Then I remember the headache that would not go away and the tingling nose sneezes. So I said to myself. That b÷=$h gave me rona. Cuase she felt like shit and is constantly exposed at work. So I tested myself and sure as shit. I gots the rona or I'm pregnant. But judging by the way my lungs burn and the dry cough its Rona. So I call her at work and tell her to check herself at work. She turns up negative. Every damn time she turns up negative. I'm being to think she is patient zero and trying to kill me off. So I farted on her pillow. Maybe she gets pinkeye. I'm testing her when she gets home. She might be retarded and doesn't know how to give the test. Even though she is certified at work.

There is no other way I caught elsewhere. I go to work and home basically thats it. And at work we are careful and stay the hell away from each other. Plus no new cases there in over a month.

I need a shot of holy Jameson water.

My money is on you being pregnant.

 

[adam01364]

Geez Monzie, feel better soon!

And Cardinal, mebbe you can call up your legions of Moonies to pray for you too.

 

[lklawson]

The wife was kind enough to give me the opportunity to have Covid a second time. Thought WE a mild cold together. How sweet. Like a normal couple does nowadays. Then I remember the headache that would not go away and the tingling nose sneezes. So I said to myself. That b÷=$h gave me rona. Cuase she felt like shit and is constantly exposed at work. So I tested myself and sure as shit. I gots the rona or I'm pregnant. But judging by the way my lungs burn and the dry cough its Rona. So I call her at work and tell her to check herself at work. She turns up negative. Every damn time she turns up negative. I'm being to think she is patient zero and trying to kill me off. So I farted on her pillow. Maybe she gets pinkeye. I'm testing her when she gets home. She might be retarded and doesn't know how to give the test. Even though she is certified at work.

There is no other way I caught elsewhere. I go to work and home basically thats it. And at work we are careful and stay the hell away from each other. Plus no new cases there in over a month.

I need a shot of holy Jameson water.

Apparently Moonz was a regular on Hee Haw

(embedded) youtoob video proof:

Peace favor your sword,
Kirk

 

[undeRGRound]

So I said to myself. That b÷=$h gave me rona.

Cuase she felt like shit and is constantly exposed at work. So I tested myself and sure as shit. I gots the rona or I'm pregnant.

Every damn time she turns up negative. I'm being to think she is patient zero and trying to kill me off. So I farted on her pillow. Maybe she gets pinkeye. I'm testing her when she gets home. She might be retarded...

...I need a shot of holy Jameson water.

U gonna need more than that if "E" is in the wrong mood
:rotfl:

More like a whole barrel

Good luck, hope u don't haves it again...
Those home Brandon tests are more likely to come up positive than a real test

 

[MaryB]

Dang dude, get better! She could be a carrier and never get it... but you touch something she touches and it transfers to your hand then you itch an eye or pick your nose...

 

[moona11]

My money is on you being pregnant.

Probably.

 

[moona11]

U gonna need more than that if "E" is in the wrong mood
:rotfl:

More like a whole barrel

Good luck, hope u don't haves it again...
Those home Brandon tests are more likely to come up positive than a real test

I got it. I've took two different tests. 1 home test and the wife keeps tests from work. Plus side is while me cants spell me can read directions pretty good. The dead give away is the headache from hell that no meds will touch.

 

[moona11]

Dang dude, get better! She could be a carrier and never get it... but you touch something she touches and it transfers to your hand then you itch an eye or pick your nose...

She gets mildly sick for a day or two. Never nothing serious headache, sore throat fatigue. She sleeps for a day and she is fine. I wonder if its her MS or the meds she takes for it? Because she never comes back postive for the rona.

 

[adam01364]

the headache from hell that no meds will touch.

You need copious amounts of holy Jameson water

 

[undeRGRound]

I got it. I've took two different tests. 1 home test and the wife keeps tests from work. Plus side is while me cants spell me can read directions pretty good. The dead give away is the headache from hell that no meds will touch.

Dang, that sucks...
I was thinking that covid twice was a fairy tale by the covidiots, but apparently not. You're the first one I've known that actually tested for it twice and was sick twice. Every one else said "I knew I had it again, so I didn't get a test"... but tests are now more available too.

Get well soon, Rev. MOONIEZ

 

[Visper]

Get better Moonz... of course you would get Covid twice... instead of maybe like win the lottery twice...

 

[Pistolkitty]

Well that sucks. Hopefully it won't knock you down as bad as the last time.

 

[Rerun]

Lose that 'FML' moniker - you're cursing yourself.

Rerun

 

[greg_r]

Dang, that sucks...
I was thinking that covid twice was a fairy tale by the covidiots, but apparently not. You're the first one I've known that actually tested for it twice and was sick twice. Every one else said "I knew I had it again, so I didn't get a test"... but tests are now more available too.

Get well soon, Rev. MOONIEZ

I have known several who have had Covid confirmed twice, including my daughter. In every case, the second go round was not as bad as the first.

 

[undeRGRound]

Lose that 'FML' moniker - you're cursing yourself.

Rerun

Define FML

Oh, if it is "F... MY LIFE" yes indeed, it's like calling down a curse on yourself. Not saying it works, but words have meaning.

 

[moona11]

So you kids believe in vodu BS like a curse but not Covid-19 tests, or getting it twice or more?? Explains a lot. Lol

 

[undeRGRound]

So you kids believe in vodu BS like a curse but not Covid-19 tests, or getting it twice or more?? Explains a lot. Lol

It means you are a negative Nelly, stinkin thinkin will get you every time. Pretty simple.



Right, @Rerun