Believe it or not, I actually had one of the "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" signs on the gate at the end of my driveway a few years back...and here's the unbelievable part: I had a Sheriff's Deputy come to my door, and make us take the sign down, because according to him and the guy who called it in, it was "Terroristic threatening and highly offensive". I could maybe understand this in a city, or in Liberal Land, but I live in East Ky. :blink:
The scariest signs I've seen are the sloppy handpainted, mispelled things up on a 4x4 piece of old plywood. "NO TRSPESSINNG KEEP OWT THIS MEENS YOU!" Very effective. Yeah, even if I have a flat tire and need some help, I'm not taking the chance to go up that walk and knock on the door.