Cure for Moslem terrorists?

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by lklawson, May 27, 2015.

  1. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Rub Some Bacon On It

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    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Ohhhh yeeeeah!
     

  3. Hipointer

    Hipointer Member

    It called a MOAB. :mad:
     
  4. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Mother Of All Bacon
     
  5. prospecter

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    HISTORICAL PRECEDENT

    General Pershing

    General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D. C.
    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.

    One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

    They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
     
  6. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    [Moderator Voice]
    This is in the Comedy sub-forum. Let's keep it to humor and comedy. If this turns purely political, it'll get whisked off to the Dark Rooms - Politics & Religion sub-forum.

    I have left this post intact, though it is generally considered to be a sort of historical apocrypha rather than actual fact, because it helps set the background for the joke.

    That said, back to the humor! :)
    [/Moderator Voice]

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  7. Not2ManyGuns

    Not2ManyGuns Member

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    For anyone working in a Muslim country, it may be a good idea to put a freshly cooked piece of bacon in their pocket every morning. Just like people in Transylvania should carry some garlic and a crucifix in their pocket.
     
  8. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    I used to use Essence of Bacon cologne but I couldn't keep the women off of me. It was worse than when I was using Hai Karate!

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    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  9. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Bacon Bandages?

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    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  10. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter


    Not only the above..it's also NOT TRUE......

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm


    Cure for Mulsim terror?
    Take away the 72 virgins with this Martha Stewart Bacon Bikini !!!!

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    Last edited: May 28, 2015
  11. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    Your islamaphobia is showing and the nsa has just moved you up several notches on the whiteguy domestic terrorist watch list.

    Wasn't it the Brits that lubed their bullets in India with pig fat?
     
  12. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Oh No, I "liked" the post! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    It was a slip of the mouse, I promise!!! :eek:

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