Employer:"Why are you late for work Mr.Smith?" Employee:"I was up late Boss,deciding which carbine I should sell.The HP 4595TS or the Beretta CX-4." Employer :"Which did you choose?" Employee:"The Beretta" Employer:"Wise choice Mr.Smith.I know your B/S ing me, but at least you kept the better carbine." Employee:"Thanks Boss.At least I didn't have to use the Daylight Saving Time excuse this year" Employer:"Your fired."