Dear abby

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by freedomfighter, Jan 9, 2016.

  1. freedomfighter

    freedomfighter Member

    Dear Abby,
    My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he's cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters.
    I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
    Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
    Your advice would be appreciated .....
    Mad as Hell

    Dear Mad as Hell,

    You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you
    pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with
    the frying pan , and try to act like a lady!
    Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try
    acting like one!
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2016
  2. duster066

    duster066 Supporting Member

    ROFLMAO! I'm predicting indictment personally. If there is anything right left in that government it's a slam dunk.

  3. Love it. Will be using it at work later. Thanks for the laugh
  4. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    You'll eat those words when she gets elected ;)
  5. OldOutlaw

    OldOutlaw Supporting Member

    Whatta you mean when? It isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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  6. FirearmFanatic

    FirearmFanatic "The Enabler!"

    Unfortunately, there is nothing right remaining in our government. :(
    She definitely needs to get charged.
    If she gets nominated as the dembo candidate, I dont care who the Republican runner is, I would be voting the Republican ticket. Cant take any more of the BS the demos have been trying to feed us lately! SWAGA must have an "in" if she gets elected. Maybe as a page? :rofl:
    Last edited: Jan 31, 2016
  7. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    Or Berny.....or Trump....
  8. I want a debate with guest mod monica lewinski with the dress on and have a cigar on the table :rofl::rofl: