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Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

and then …

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

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Jesus and Moses went golfing.
Jesus was calculating a shot and said, "Hey Moses, Hand me my 3 iron."
Moses replied "Are you sure you don't want the 5 wood?"
Jesus said to him "Arnold Palmer would use his 3 iron."
And he proceeded to hit the ball 50yds short, in the rough.
They walked to the next hole.
Jesus was contemplating his next shot and requests Moses hand him his 9 iron.
Moses said, "Jesus, you're in the rough and need a wedge to get out of it."
Jesus replied to him "Arnold Palmer wouldn't use a wedge on this shot." and proceeded to hit his ball into the water hazard.
Moses was smiling ear to ear, as he told Jesus the club he chose was incorrect.
Jesus asked Moses to part the water for him to retrieve his ball, but Moses thought Jesus should have to get it himself; To learn his lesson.
So Jesus walked across the top of the water, reached down and got his ball.
While he was doing this, a couple of kids rode by in a golf cart and said, "Who does he think he is? Jesus?"
Moses said, "NO, That IS Jesus. He just thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"​
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