The natural order of things has just been turned upside down... Look at those evil feet! These ducks are the reason I hunt. We need to keep their numbers down so they do not decide to strike humanity. Look at this thing mocking me. You know what it is saying? "Oh you can't shoot me in the public park! Just you wait till you go to sleep; I followed you home and know where you live!" Gah Creepy ducks!