Easiest paitents to work on

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Uraijit, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. Uraijit

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    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "Europeans are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable".
  2. Nice one!!! Too bad it is SOOO TRUEEE!!!

  3. That's not the way I heard it, but your way it won't get you banned!

    It's still funny though--and way too true :!:

  4. XD especially true for the frenchies.