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:D :D :D I was just joking with a friend, that if anything bad happens, i have a ton of dog food. Those huge 10lb bags, i have a bunch in the shed. Yum Science Diet. I was just messing with him.

But in all seriousness, could you eat dog food? :brow:
 

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There are people that make their living as pet food taste testers.
 

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Plenty of fat and protein. It probably wouldn't be a bad survival food. I'd stop if you feel the urge to lick your nuts though.
 

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Plenty of fat and protein. It probably wouldn't be a bad survival food. I'd stop if you feel the urge to lick your nuts though.
If I could do that, I'd never have gotten married.
 

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You know, I ate Milk-bones, ala Lethal Weapon, and they don't taste too bad. Beggin' Strips aren't bad either, they taste like real bacon, not too great of an after taste though. Now Snausages are a different story. They taste absolutely revolting. I don't see how a dog can eat those nasty things. I would suggest mixing the dry dog food with the moist, might go down better. BTW, the dog treats were eaten on a dare.

As far as stopping when you get the urge to lick your balls, well what man would even be able to start in that case? ;)
 

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Sorry, guys, but I will be eating my neighbors before I down a can of Ol' Roy :sick:
 

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Plenty of fat and protein. It probably wouldn't be a bad survival food. I'd stop if you feel the urge to lick your nuts though.
If I could do that, I'd never have gotten married.
If you ever develop that ability, you could have a great career ahead of you!

Broomhead, I'm not going to ask how you got to be a connaisseur. :D
 

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Dog food for survival... Many senior citizens eat the dog food because they can't afford to buy real food after paying for their medications. It's a sad fact, but yes... you can live off of dog food.
 

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Why not just take a page out of the Korean's book and just eat the dog? :brow: :sick:
 

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Why not just take a page out of the Korean's book and just eat the dog? :brow: :sick:
Never happen.
If things got that bad the person who tried to eat my dog would become dog food.
 

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Check your cost per oz. Much of the pet food on the market is more expensive than people food.

You can feed your cat tuna cheaper than cat food.

I have noticed that Kroger has a larger selection of canned pet food than canned vegatibles.
 

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I dunno, after that whole dog food incident last year killing all though dogs due to the rat poison in the food or whatever it was that causes the almost total recall I am a little leery about it. I guess if i was starving and I had a ton of it..I guess why not. lol..though I think I would find some squirrels or something and save it for the dog. It would REALLLLLY need to be desperate times ...like REALLLLLY desperate.
 

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Canned Alpo tastes remarkably similar to the old C-ration beef stew. Don't f*****g ask.

I guess that puts you in good, SHTF company...
 
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