Part 1 [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJsovPRTEM[/ame] Part 2 [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5NJoZRYOJk&feature=related[/ame] For those of you who need it explained in cartoons: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/14/opinion/main3829926.shtml THE POLITY OF BEASTS "Now remember," the snake told the ass, "no matter what situation you're in, no matter what animals you're talking to, make sure you always mention how you're a 'leader' and know what's good for them, and how the other candidates don't have a clue about any of those things. But never be specific about precisely what you're going to do. For instance, if the rabbits happen to ask you what you're going to do about hunters, you just say that this is a matter that calls for 'strong leadership,' and harp on how you've always been on the cutting edge of change. Again, let's say the deer inquire about the possibility of a year-round water supply, you can tell them that this is something that you yourself have thought about (even though you haven't) and that it will require the 'strong leadership' you've always shown---even if you haven't. Remember, 'leadership'! 'Change'! 'New vision for the future'! Believe me, the animals in this forest are so stupid that they'll vote for you just because you sound good."