Freshest Sausage......

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Jan 5, 2015.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    Now Available in your Supermarket! :p:p:p


    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1bG2EPGmI0[/ame]
     
  2. Grant

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  3. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

    Everyone loves to eat meat, yet cringe away when they see HOW the meat is made
    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMn5XKpl38[/ame]
     
  4. Rerun

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    It's really sad how many people really don't know how meat is processed for the general public.

    eldar
     
  5. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

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    They'll eat the meat, but they want to pretend that no animals get hurt during it's production. The meat, to them, just magically appears without animal involvement.

    This is similar to anti-gun celebrities who want to ban guns but pretend that the very armed security and specially-detailed police at their functions aren't doing for them what guns do for those of us who can't afford that kind of hired protection. The protection, to them, just happens without any gun involvement.
     
  6. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    I will bonk the cow over the head myself..... Just get me a steak!
     
  7. Johnny_B_Goode

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    I have already zapped many steers with a 22LR what is one more going to hurt?
     
  8. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    You're wasting .22LR ammo?

    We used .22 Shorts in a single shot Mossberg rifle.

    Take a piece of charcoal and draw an 'X' from right eye to left ear and left eye to right ear.

    POP!

    One last "HUFF" -breath and down it goes, front legs then rear legs then over on its (left) side.

    Attach the spreader to the rear legs and hoist away.

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  9. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    German sausages are the wurst...

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  10. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    I have slaughtered many chickens, the ex was amazed how casual I acted. It was her idea to raise them for meat and eggs. I would pluck and she would gut them. We would toss their parts out into the yard while we were cleaning them and they would gobble them up. Especially their balls.
     
  11. TNTRAILERTRASH

    TNTRAILERTRASH Supporting Member

    In you case it could be considered cannibalism :p
     
  12. I work with pigs for a living. The best meat is from farm to oven the same day.
     
  13. bscar

    bscar Supporting Member

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  14. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    bscar,

    Knowing this to be true, I've planted more than a few hundred trees in my life.

    eldar
     
  15. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    Lol.......