Funny story

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by SURVIVALBUD, Sep 28, 2015.

  1. MOLE SUGGESTED IT!!

    THE LIFE AND TIMES OF BUBBA SCHITT
    BUBBA SCHITT WAS A LONG LOST BROTHER OF JACK SCHITT
    BUBBA SCHITT HAS A FARM AND MARRIED UH-OH SCHITT THE BAKER
    THEY LIVE IN CHUNK-ACHA ARKANSAS AND HAD TWO SONS
    SUNNY SCHITT AND NITE SCHITT
    BUBBA AND UH-OH SCHITT DECIDED TO GIVE EACH SON FIVE ACREAS
    THE REST OF THE ACREAS HE CALLED IT, MY SCHITT
    SUNNY SCHITT WENT TO COLLEGE AND NITE SCHITT MARRIED
    UH-OH SISTER, ROTTEN SCHITT
    NITE SCHITT AND ROTTEN SCHITT HAD FOUR BOYS AND ONE GIRL
    CONTROL SCHITT, DEMAND SCHITT, BEAR SCHITT, YOU CAN'T SCHITT
    AND BIG SCHITT
    YOU CAN'T SCHITT AND BIG SCHITT TOOK UP COOKING WITH UH-OH SCHITT
    BEAR SCHITT FOUND A CABIN IN THE WOODS AND CALLED IT AWESOME
    SCHITT
    CONTROL SCHITT AND DEMAND SCHITT WENT TO TOWN AND GOT RUN
    OVER BY HOG SCHITT
    SUNNY SCHITT CAME HOME AND BROUGHT HIS WIFE RUNAWAY SCHITT
    THEY HAVE A GIRL NAME TINY SCHITT
    THEY LIVE ON THE FARM UNDER THE DEEP DIP SCHITT BRIDGE:rofl:
     
  2. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    I might be funnier if you start using lower case.