This isn't actually intended to be in the comedy section, but i find it hilarious. This seriously happened tonight at my job..... The department manager came around asking people what they intended to wear on Friday for haloween at work. (strict rules about what is or isnt appropriate)....so he gets to me and i tell him, "I've given this alot of thought, and im going to come as God". He gives me a weird look and asks "and what exactly does a god costume look like?" My reply "im going to just stay home friday, laze on the couch in my robe, and tell anyone who dares question my presence here to go to hell." I have an appointment with Human resources at 4:15 tomorrow afternoon.