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At least it's just a POS Beemer π
I saw that and instantly thought of my Big Bro π π πOh man, I used to dream of getting the chance to do that. I was only ever able to drive through locked gates with the engine, shove cars out of the way with the front bumper of the squad, and scare the shiz out of a trooper when he parked across the road. He blocked off the road and I didn't slow down. I laid on the air horn, had the Federal Q screaming at full tilt, and double bumped the gas pedal to roll some coal to let him know I wasn't fucking around. He threw it in reverse and blew his back tires going up over the curb before ending up half in the ditch as we went screaming by.