Guilty Neighbor

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    A man received the following text from his
    neighbor:"I am so sorry Jim. I've been riddled with guilt and I
    have to confess. I have been helping myself to your Wife, day and night when you're not around.In fact, I have
    probably been getting it more than you. I do not get it
    at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I
    hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his
    bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a
    word, shot his wife dead.

    A few moments later, a second text came in."Bloody Auto spell !!
    Sorry Bob, the third sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."
  2. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

    m00nzy blames auto-correct for most of his errors, too :D

  3. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

    Sick. I like it.