Guilty Neighbor

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by Hermitt, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    A man received the following text from his
    neighbor:"I am so sorry Jim. I've been riddled with guilt and I
    have to confess. I have been helping myself to your Wife, day and night when you're not around.In fact, I have
    probably been getting it more than you. I do not get it
    at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I
    hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen
    again.”

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his
    bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a
    word, shot his wife dead.

    A few moments later, a second text came in."Bloody Auto spell !!
    Sorry Bob, the third sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."
     
  2. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    m00nzy blames auto-correct for most of his errors, too :D
     

  3. Think1st

    Think1st Supporting Member

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    Sick. I like it.