Guy stopped for speeding

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by perotter, May 11, 2014.

  1. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)

    Captain: Who's car is this?

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. (The driver owned the car.)

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding, too.
     
  2. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Hah!!!! That made me laugh! Good one....
     

  3. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Me Too! :D

    I "liked" it for both of us LOL!!!
     
  4. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


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  5. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    :confused:
    Just a box?