Handguns are better than wives--old but worth a 2nd look

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by NDS, Feb 3, 2008.

  1. Memorize the following:

    There WILL be a test!


    Top Ten Reasons: Why Guns are better than Wives....

    10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

    9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.

    8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

    7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

    6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

    5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

    4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

    3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

    2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

    and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...........

    1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

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  2. LMAO, thats funny stuff right there haha
     

  3. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    hahahahaha. That is a first for me! Great read.
     
  4. Ahhhh, that's awesome! I haven't read that in a few years, and always gets a good laugh. Thanks for posting it NDS.