A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for Â£5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for Â£150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend Â£5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only Â£150?' The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'