Holy Land

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Uraijit, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?' The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
  2. Ok, you're on a roll here Uraijit, that was too darn funny :lol: :lol:

  3. ROFLOL that was a good one :D
  4. When have I ever been to the Holy Lands?

  5. Fenix

    Fenix Guest

  6. elguapo

    elguapo Guest

    Gar....that was a good one!