Well I was cutting up a bunch of different vegitables this morning and wasworking on a big bunch of thick stock kale making food for the lizards this morning and was in a hurry as always and was working the blade a little too fast and managed to lob off about an 1/8" of my thumb. Right through the fingernail, flesh, and to the cutting board. Blood spurted out and it started gushing. Went to the ER where they mixed up a pan of alcohol and iodine and looked at me and told told em to stick my thumb in their. I looked at the nurse and replied, as kindly and mild mannered as one can be at this point, "you're out of your F*@#ing mind". Well it was the nurse and my wife vs me and they won, and I dipped, and the heart monitor thing went nuts for about 30 seconds as I had tohold my finger submerged for what seemed like an hour. Then after three attempts of bandaging they finally got the blood flow to stop and I now feel like lobster boy with my thumb all wrapped up. Now I'm at work and wondering how I'm going to manage typing and repairing PCs for the next couple weeks. It was a neat looking cut, the knife was so sharp that it made it nice and smooth al the way through, looks like when you cut a grape in half the wet looking flesh inside. Took a pic while I was waiting in the ER and will post when I get home if the meds dont knock me out first.