I am pretty upset right now

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  1. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    I woke up to find out that my goldfish passed away this morning. He was
    floating at the top of the bowl but he did have a peaceful look on his little
    face.

    I am going to broadcast his funeral via webcam today at 4 PM eastern so
    if any of you would like to attend your more than welcome.
     
  2. Wiz, may your Goldfish Live-On after life as a
    Big Bass....:sorry:
     

  3. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    Thank you

    I'm going to the pet store today to find another one.
     
  4. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    I blame myself really. I would take him out of the bowl and lay him
    up on the counter for "our talks". I may have kept him out too long
    last night.
     
  5. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    Update:

    I am out of pocket a whole $1.50 but I think my new fish "Skippy" will
    make me a proud owner.
     
  6. talon

    talon the banned wagon

    You can learn alot from a fish.

    Few suggestions to try, that are very fish-like:

    -being quiet (or shutting up)
    -holding your head under water for a few hours.
     
  7. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    That sounds fishy to me :foilhat:
     
  8. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Don't be coy, we know what's up.

    Quit carping about the advice you get.:blush:
     
  9. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member


    FIFY :rofl:
     
  10. maybe from your perch you see it as sarcasm on a lesser scale.
     
  11. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=6l1GvDWtccI[/ame]
     
  12. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    :rofl:
    "Quit Carping"
    Youse scaley sonsabicuits... :D
     
  13. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Hope you treat "Skippy" better ;)
     
  14. Outlaw

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    How cruel! Your "nameless, I might add" goldfish's water isn't even cold yet and you already have another. And of course you named this one "Skippy". What ya gonna do when this one dies, bury it in a peanut butter jar? How heartless :rofl::rofl:
     
  15. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    Tell'em, Outlaw!!!

    Just surrender, WIZ!
     

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  16. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    That's the only way I eat Goldfish, is with peanutbutter.
    Otherwise, they are just nasty almost cheese flavored crackers.
    Yummmmm.:)
     
  17. wizard

    wizard Well-Known Member

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    Skippy has taken to his new home like a fish to water
     
  18. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Just don't drown him in affection...give him room to breathe.:eek:
     
  19. moona11

    moona11 King of you Monkeys Lifetime Supporter

    So I read the title and think what happened.
    A fish died I feel for you NOT Fish was tired of your none stop talking. You killed the only thing that liked you. Bad wizard go stand in the corner and wait for PITA to show up.
     
  20. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    So you can make a sandwhich?

    Ohhhh...you meant PETA.

    I'm a member.:)


    People for the Eating of Tasty Animals; good folks, I tell ya...