I just figured out why I'm so tired all the time.

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Uraijit, May 9, 2008.

  1. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.

    140 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments, and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting, at your computer, reading jokes.
     
  2. elguapo

    elguapo Guest

    Old joke, but still good 8)
     

  3. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    Well, while you're at it, why don't you just go ahead an piss in my Cheerios too? ;)
     
  4. Silicon Wolverine

    Silicon Wolverine Well-Known Member

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    *unzips pants* well if you insist...... :lol:

    SW
     
  5. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    It's cool, I don't like Cheerios anyway. :lol:
     
  6. funny, but unfortunatly kinda true...
     
  7. AGuyNamedMike

    AGuyNamedMike Lifetime Supporter

    Nah, that'd be too much WORK.

    :D
     
  8. SHOOTER Z

    SHOOTER Z Well-Known Member

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    Now if you'd stop all you're late night partying and weekend playing around you would sleep more and NOT be so tired and try to blame it on everyone else :wink:
     
  9. Uraijit

    Uraijit Guest

    I work nights. :roll:
     
  10. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    Hmmm....something tells me I should give this to my co-worker. He hasn't accomplished much at work lately and its starting to irritate the hell out of me.