I once had an overzealous rookie officer charge a guy with DUI for being intoxicated on his Rascal self-powered mobility scooter... I thought the judge was going to crap himself he was laughing so hard. We reduced it to public intoxication. The officer is still called "Rascal" to this day.
we had an old guy here that had his license revoked so he drove his old Oliver tractor to the store once a week. the cops never said a word to him about it and no one else seemed to care. i wonder if he is still around.