I wanna go bear hunting, WHO'S COMING WITH ME!

Discussion in 'Vintage Topic Archive (Sept - 2009)' started by Taurus357, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. Bear Hunting
    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
    A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
    'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
    'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one
     
  2. SHOOTER Z

    SHOOTER Z Well-Known Member

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  3. Thayldt21

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  4. LMAO!!!!! Didn't see that one coming - well done!
     
  5. Nice. Sent it to my mom lol.
     
  6. griff30

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    WOW! Thats funny!
     
  7. Never heard that one before, good one! :)
     
  8. SHOOTER Z

    SHOOTER Z Well-Known Member

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    Now how could you be so cruel! Don't you know you can poison wildlife by using a mass'ole Please if you're gonna hunt, Hunt responceably
     
  9. AndrewST

    AndrewST Guest

    hahaha! Thats awesome.
     
  10. That's good!! I know a few dems that I'll be sending that one too. Thanks for the laugh Taurus.
     
  11. That's hilarious!!!!!


    That democrat didn't happen to be a liberal buddist riding a vespa was he?


    LMAO!!! :wink: