[Maaso]

I've been having this often sharp, but itchy pain on my back since I woke up. It's been getting more and more itchy as the day went by. About 15 minutes ago I took me a shower, and decided to give it a look. Holding a mirror in hand, contorted around behind me so I can see it the wall mirror. I had two long, symmetrical scratchs from my scapula down to about the middle of lumbar vertebrae. After I took the shower, and gave it a good scrubbing I'm not feeling anymore weird pain.

Waking up with unexplained injuries, with no memory of how it happened, and an absence of dreaming. That's Alien paranoia right?

 

[rostenoc]

its not paranoia you got probed :yes:

 

[Maaso]

its not paranoia you got probed :yes:

You know...it did feel a little loose when I took my twice daily a few hours ago....

 

[47_MasoN_47]

 

[NDS]

Drink less if you're having problems remembering what you did last night.

 

[Maaso]

Drink less if you're having problems remembering what you did last night.

That's...kind of why I drink though.

 

[SHOOTER Z]

Hey Masso There's somebody here who says

He eants to take you away in his

 

[Maaso]

The one who abducted me drove a black Econoline Van, and didn't have such a big head.

 

[NDS]

Drink less if you're having problems remembering what you did last night.

That's...kind of why I drink though.

Oh, I totally understand. But, when 'a' time comes you'll likely wish to change those habits.

 

[Maaso]

Oh, I totally understand. But, when 'a' time comes you'll likely wish to change those habits.

Yeah, that time has come and gone though...a few times.

I'm serious though, both my cats were outside last night, and I don't remember falling out of my bed last night, I don't know where these scratches came from.

 

[Mr. Boom]

I wouldn't worry unless every time you fart, flames, and a satellite dish come out of your butt.


You don't have a little brother named Ike, do you?

 

[SHOOTER Z]

I wouldn't worry unless every time you fart, flames, and a satellite dish come out of your butt.

You don't have a little brother named Ike, do you?

I had to bring it out!!

 

[ZOMBCO]

Seriusly you guys, I don't have to fart anymore tonight.....

Ahhhhh, back when south park was actually funny.

 

[Mr. Boom]

I wouldn't worry unless every time you fart, flames, and a satellite dish come out of your butt.

You don't have a little brother named Ike, do you?

I had to bring it out!!

Ha ha, love it!

 

[godlessdustin]

I dont knw why people woul think that they themselves wouldbe interesting enough for a being to travel across the universe to se whats inside of their ass.

 

[Maaso]

I dont knw why people woul think that they themselves wouldbe interesting enough for a being to travel across the universe to se whats inside of their ass.

Well, in all fairness, I've been told many times that I am "special" so I guess I stand out to them.

 

[Loopster]

I dont knw why people woul think that they themselves wouldbe interesting enough for a being to travel across the universe to se whats inside of their ass.

Maybe they've been watching our television broadcasts and want to see where all of those bizarre ideas come from?

 

[orion]

I dont knw why people woul think that they themselves wouldbe interesting enough for a being to travel across the universe to se whats inside of their ass.

Well, in all fairness, I've been told many times that I am "special" so I guess I stand out to them.

mommas dont count they always tell us that we are special. then we grow up and see how fugly we are in a mirror and realize it was all a lie.. :'( :'( :'( :'(

 

[jonesboy]

Who knows? Maybe they just want you to cash a check and send them the difference?

 

[freedom]

I dont knw why people woul think that they themselves wouldbe interesting enough for a being to travel across the universe to se whats inside of their ass.

Well, in all fairness, I've been told many times that I am "special" so I guess I stand out to them.

Little yellow bus special?