If THIS don't make ya laugh...

Discussion in 'HPFF Comedy' started by cktvt, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. cktvt

    cktvt Member

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    My girlfriend doesn’t get it
    I’m on a buying spree
    for futuristic weapons
    made out of Zamak 3

    My neighbors think I’m crazy
    as they watch me through their drapes.
    “I think I saw that carbine
    in Planet of the Apes!”

    At the range I’m wearing earphones
    But I can hear 'em talk
    “That thing is even uglier
    than Sargent Murphy’s Glock!”

    The guys at camp are just as bad
    My sidearm makes ‘em snicker
    But I can't afford an H&K
    like some damn city slicker

    They shake their heads and mutter
    “That’s why he lost his wife”
    Yeah, she married a man
    with a Colt in his hand
    It was the Hi Point of my life!
    :cool:
     
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2014
  2. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    That's funny......;)
     

  3. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Well, I laughed. But I'm easy.:cool:
     
  4. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Funny nuff!!
     
  5. SteveC

    SteveC Member

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    Cracked me up!