I'm dead

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by lklawson, Jun 29, 2014.

  1. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Okay, so we went car shopping yesterday. Had to run our credit checks. And they came back crappy. Were used to them being crappy (school loans, lots and lots of school loans) but not quite that crappy. Turns out that Equifax thinks I'm dead.

    I think my new "Indian Name) will be Ghost Who Looks Like A Man. ;)

    Peace favor your sword (mobile)
     
  2. Dagwood

    Dagwood Supporting Member

    Thats crazy! But, that could work to your advantage with the student loans....:D
     

  3. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

    Did you ask for the walking dead discount?
     
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  4. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    No, but I got very nervous about his nickel plated Python. ;-)

    Peace favor your sword. (Mobile)
     
  5. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member

  6. mn_doggie

    mn_doggie Member

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    How's the afterlife treating you?

    Getting to do a lot of shooting?

    Are the streets really made of gold or is it really hot? :D
     
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  7. Hermitt

    Hermitt Hey! Get Off My Lawn! Member

    It's not the nickel-plated weapon that you need to worry about, it's the silver-plated projectiles! :eek:
     
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  8. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    You won't have to worry about poor eyesight anymore, 'cuz now you'll always be 'dead-on'...

    eldar
     
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  9. Lol credit companies are always messed up.

    We are buying a house. I got an email from the mortgage company saying, "please explain this adress on your credit report" I replied
    " I (insert full name) can not explain that adress. it's bull sh*t I never lived there"

    The bank has that signed and in my file :)
     
  10. planosteve

    planosteve Lifetime Supporter

    If your dead do you get to quit paying taxes? The only bad part of being dead is you can only vote for democrats now.
     
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  11. Now all the paperwork starts! You'll need to file a request to rescind the certificate of death on form ten-stroke-249, in triplicate, accompanied by an SF-88-stroke-11-0-7, signed by three officers of equal or higher rank, followed by a personal written report on form 63-stroke-E-B-Y by a ranking officer who actually saw the deceased not die, in triplicate. And watch out for a chubby guy who says his name is "Digger"...
     
  12. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    Lol..... Now that's funny!
     
  13. Rerun

    Rerun Member

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    Wow!
    Talk about digging up the dead!

    eldar
     
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  14. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    I'd make a joke about beating a dead horse, but, despite certain, um... similarities, I'm not actually a horse. :gunner:

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
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  15. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    You can keep resurrecting dead zombie threads now.
     
  16. lklawson

    lklawson Staff Member

    Not this time. I just linked to it in another thread. :)

    Peace favor your sword,
    Kirk
     
  17. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    But you are alive, right? Not the ghost of Kirk still haunting the HPFF?
     
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  18. 345Sire

    345Sire Member

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    How do I "like" a whole thread? :D
    Short of posting a like on every single comment, that is. Seems like I'd wanna do that here!
     
  19. SWAGA

    SWAGA No longer broke... Lifetime Supporter

    He’s the ghost machine Kirkyfying the whole interwebz

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  20. histed

    histed Supporting Member

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    But, with his skills, is he a ghost or
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    a web ninja! "Enter the Kirk-san"
     
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