I'm running for office:

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by bluebone, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    and this is going to be my campaign focus:

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  2. ArmyScout

    ArmyScout Supporting Member

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    May want to add "White and Minority" to that. Otherwise sounds like a good platform! :D
     

  3. Branth

    Branth Member

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    You, sir, win the internet. And my vote.
     
  4. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    But wait!

    Pot makes people mellow, not violent, so gay folk that smoke won't protect their crop, they will offer to share, right?:confused:
     
  5. undeRGRound

    undeRGRound ROLL wif Da MOLE! Supporting Member

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    A Little Something for EVERYONE, I see! ;)
     
  6. desertrider

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    You would be the ruler of the Left, I mean the West Coast.

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  7. So you'll be like Barry except the gun part???
     
  8. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    Nah...... Barry ran on the chameleon ticket.
     
  9. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    Not at all. I'm about freedom and liberty, not legislating the lives of others just because you disagree with them.....except for bronies, bronies gotta go...:p
     
  10. Branth

    Branth Member

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    Oh, now you blew it for me... *le sigh*
     
  11. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    Lol...you know I'm being sarcastic right?
     
  12. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Wait...now you are Pro-Bronie?

    dad gum waffling politicians...:mad:
     
  13. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    no uhh, wait...i've been misquoted..it was taken out of context....i did not have sexual relations with that woman!!
     
  14. Bull

    Bull Just a Man Supporting Member


    Damn....... Not even elected yet, and you have the "politician two step" down perfect!
     
  15. duster066

    duster066 Supporting Member

    So them Brony dudes are sort of like that stupid purple dinosaur Barny. People wanted that thingHung to.
     
  16. bluebone

    bluebone Duke of Sarcasm Member

    Sounds like a Japanese porn star...
     
  17. Not that you would be into that, now that youre a politician.

    and remember politicians NEVER lie, they only "mis-speak"
     
  18. j_inmon

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    I think you have the troglodyte vote all wrapped up. As far as the bronies, you could always support them whole heatedly during the campaign and then after elected say "ohhhh... I thought you said brownies" (they go great with your pot platform)
     
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  19. ajole

    ajole Supporting Member

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    Spoken like a true campaign manager.:)
     
  20. Pssfftt, I already don't believe him.:p








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