I, sir, have some such clamps as you describe. They would be useful as a belt, for a large person. Great Counterpoint of these descriptives... Not over the top, such as "epic" but well done, Branth!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bull**** I've wanted to run around with duct tape and tape their pants under their armpits, but you guys are onto something
There's your generation gap. I thought it was perfect! That was coming in just as I was "growing up" :-/ :-D
Hella is a brand of aftermarket automotive lights..... http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=hella+lights&FORM=HDRSC2#a